Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are bald. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are carrotty. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are one-eyed. He who kisses you, Philaenis, sins against nature.
MARTIALYou admire, Vacerra, only the poets of old and praise only those who are dead. Pardon me, I beseech you, Vacerra, if I think death too high a price to pay for your praise.
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Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells? To dig a vineyard is worthier exercise for men.
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I do not hate the man, but his vices.
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He truly sorrows who sorrows unseen.
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There is no glory in outstripping donkeys.
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Whoever makes great presents, expects great presents in return.
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There is nothing more revolting than an old busybody.
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Gifts are like hooks.
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I have granted you much that you asked: and yet you never cease to ask of me. He who refuses nothing, Atticilla, will soon have nothing to refuse.
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The shameless Chloe placed on the tombs of her seven husbands the inscription, “The work of Chloe.” How could she have expressed herself more plainly?
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Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.
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If my opinion is of any worth, the fieldfare is the greatest delicacy among birds, the hare among quadrupeds.
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To have nothing is not poverty.
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If you want him to mourn, you had best leave him nothing.
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Virtue extends our days: he lives two lives who relives his past with pleasure.
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He who weighs his burdens, can bear them.
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