Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are bald. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are carrotty. Why do I not kiss you, Philaenis? you are one-eyed. He who kisses you, Philaenis, sins against nature.
MARTIALSee, how the liver is swollen larger than a fat goose! In amazement you will exclaim: Where could this possibly grow?
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A jar of wine so priceless did not deserve to die. and Never think of leaving perfume or wines to your heir. Administer these youself and let him have the money.
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What quick wit is found in sudden straits!
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The bee is enclosed, and shines preserved in amber, so that it seems enshrined in its own nectar.
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Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear. But yours gives most; for mine did only lend Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.
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Some good, some so-so, and lots plain bad: that’s how a book of poems is made, my Friend.
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Whoever is not too wise is wise.
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Remember, cobbler, to keep to your leather.
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You praise, in three hundred verses, Sabellus, the baths of Ponticus, who gives such excellent dinners. You wish to dine, Sabellus, not to bathe.
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However great the dish that holds the turbot, the turbot is still greater than the dish.
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I do not hate the man, but his vices.
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Man loves malice, but not against one-eyed men nor the unfortunate, but against the fortunate and proud.
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Be not too thick with anybody; your joys will be fewer, and so will pains.
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I’m what I seem; not any dyer gave, But nature dyed this colour that I have.
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It is not, believe me, the act of a wise man to say, “I will live.” To-morrow’s life is too late; live to-day.
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Tomorrow’s life is too late. Live today.
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