See, how the liver is swollen larger than a fat goose! In amazement you will exclaim: Where could this possibly grow?
MARTIALThere is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.
More Martial Quotes
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Some good, some so-so, and lots plain bad: that’s how a book of poems is made, my Friend.
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You are sad in the midst of every blessing. Take care that Fortune does not observe–or she will call you ungrateful.
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It is not he who forms idols in gold or marble that makes them gods, but he who kneels before them.
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I seem to you cruel and too much addicted to gluttony, when I beat my cook for sending up a bad dinner. If that appears to you too trifling a cause, say for what cause you would have a cook flogged.
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Every bird that upwards swings Bears the Cross upon its wings.
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I believe that man to be wretched whom none can please.
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It is feeling and force of imagination that make us eloquent.
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A jar of wine so priceless did not deserve to die. and Never think of leaving perfume or wines to your heir. Administer these youself and let him have the money.
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Every epigram should resemble a bee; it should have sting, honey, and brevity.
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My poems are naughty, but my life is pure.
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You complain, friend Swift, of the length of my epigrams, but you yourself write nothing. Yours are shorter.
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I’m what I seem; not any dyer gave, But nature dyed this colour that I have.
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If I remember right, Aelia, you had four teeth; a cough displaced two, another two more. You can now cough without anxiety all the day long. A third cough can find nothing to do in your mouth.
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If fame is to come only after death, I am in no hurry for it.
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To the ashes of the dead glory comes too late.
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