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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.

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I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
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I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
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A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty – he has suffered longer.
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