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Mae West

Flattery will get you everywhere.
MAE WEST

Deep Flattery One Liner
It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.
MAE WEST

Marriage Stay
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
MAE WEST

Goodness One Liner
Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.
MAE WEST

Date Heart Race
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WEST

Shock Surprise
It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
MAE WEST

Funny Look Sarcastic
Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you’re heading for a crash. What I’m against is blind flying.
MAE WEST

Blind Crash Fly Freedom Life Right Run
The score never interested me, only the game.
MAE WEST

Game Interest Sex
Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
MAE WEST

Business Mistake Pay
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WEST

Man Past Prefer Present Women
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
MAE WEST

Business Money Performance Promise Worth
I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
MAE WEST

Man Party Politics Recognise
We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.
MAE WEST

Funny Intellectual Opposite
It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.
MAE WEST

Hands Kiss Perfection Sarcastic Stranger
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
MAE WEST

Choice Evil Life Travel Try

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