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Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

Mae West

Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.
MAE WEST

Avoid Danger Humour
No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.
MAE WEST

Inspirational Try Want
Look your best – who said love is blind?
MAE WEST

Anniversary Blind Look Love
Everything’s in the mind. That’s where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.
MAE WEST

Inspirational Mind Start Step Want
When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
MAE WEST

Attitude Bad Goodness Mood Self Respect
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
MAE WEST

Consideration Missing Sex
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
MAE WEST

Adore Marriage Sarcastic Traditional
Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action.
MAE WEST

Action Communication Substitute Tool
There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST

Bad Girl Women
It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.
MAE WEST

Hands Kiss Perfection Sarcastic Stranger
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST

Men Women Wrong
Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
MAE WEST

Kiss Make Up Ruin
It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
MAE WEST

Funny Look Sarcastic
A man’s kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST

Kiss Man One Liner Romantic Signature
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST

History Hope Interest Men Past Sarcastic Women

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

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