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I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.

Mae West

When in doubt take a bath.
MAE WEST

Bath Dount One Liner
Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
MAE WEST

Business Mistake Pay
Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.
MAE WEST

Art Emotion Instinct Love
I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST

Dead Die Goodness Hate Man Young
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WEST

Man Past Prefer Present Women
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
MAE WEST

Bald Fire Humour Man Sex Women
I’m a good woman for a bad man.
MAE WEST

Bad Man Woman
We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.
MAE WEST

Funny Intellectual Opposite
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST

Men Women Wrong
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
MAE WEST

Choice Evil Life Travel Try
No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.
MAE WEST

Inspirational Try Want
A man’s kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST

Kiss Man One Liner Romantic Signature
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
MAE WEST

Bridge Humour Partner Relationship Sex
Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.
MAE WEST

Avoid Danger Humour
A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST

Confidence Rope Women
I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
MAE WEST

Consideration Missing Sex

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