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Sometimes I don’t drink so the next day I can remember having fun.

Mae West

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
MAE WEST

Goodness One Liner
We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.
MAE WEST

Funny Intellectual Opposite
I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.
MAE WEST

Convinced Freedom Harm Life Live She Society Woman
I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself.
MAE WEST

Love Man Myself Self Love
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
MAE WEST

Choice Evil Life Travel Try
I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
MAE WEST

Man Party Politics Recognise
I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST

Dead Die Goodness Hate Man Young
A hard man is good to find.
MAE WEST

Finding Goodness Man
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
MAE WEST

One Liner Patience Slow Worth
I’m single because I was born that way.
MAE WEST

Attitude Born Empowerment One Liner Single
Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST

Happiness Humour Pistol Pocket
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WEST

Carrot Diamond Diet Humour Interest Number Worry
Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST

Man Marriage School
The curve is more powerful than the sword.
MAE WEST

Curve One Liner Powerful Sword Women
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST

Lady Learning
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love–that’s not so bad either.
MAE WEST

Bad Greatness Life Love Sex

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