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Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.

Mae West

Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.
MAE WEST

Avoid Danger Humour
It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.
MAE WEST

Marriage Stay
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WEST

Carrot Diamond Diet Humour Interest Number Worry
A man’s kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST

Kiss Man One Liner Romantic Signature
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
MAE WEST

Bald Fire Humour Man Sex Women
I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.
MAE WEST

Convinced Freedom Harm Life Live She Society Woman
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
MAE WEST

Enough Inspirational Live Morning Positive
Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
MAE WEST

Kiss Make Up Ruin
Love is what you make it and who you make it with.
MAE WEST

Couple Love Positive
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
MAE WEST

Attitude Behaviour Misbehave One Liner Women
Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
MAE WEST

Business Mistake Pay
It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
MAE WEST

Funny Look Sarcastic
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST

Lady Learning
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
MAE WEST

Greatness Philosophy Right Sarcastic
A hard man is good to find.
MAE WEST

Finding Goodness Man

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