Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife.
LYNDON B. JOHNSONBeing president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do but to stand there and take it.
More Lyndon B. Johnson Quotes
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Our understanding of how to live with one another is still far behind our knowledge of how to destroy one another.
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The land flourished because it was fed from so many sources–because it was nourished by so many cultures and traditions and peoples.
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We believe, that is, you and I, that education is not an expense. We believe it is an investment.
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Education will not cure all the problems of society, but without it no cure for any problem is possible.
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There are plenty of recommendations on how to get out of trouble cheaply and fast. Most of them come down to this: Deny your responsibility.
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No national sovereignty rules in outer space. Those who venture there go as envoys of the entire human race. Their quest, therefore, must be for all mankind, and what they find should belong to all mankind.
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Evil acts of the past are never rectified by evil acts of the present.
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All men are created equal’, ‘government by consent of the governed’, ‘give me liberty or give me death’. Well, those are not just clever words, or those are not just empty theories.
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If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don’t keep her in the living room.
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If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: ‘President Can’t Swim.’
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If government is to serve any purpose it is to do for others what they are unable to do for themselves.
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Ambition is an uncomfortable companion many times. He creates a discontent with present surroundings and achievements; he is never satisfied but always pressing forward to better things in the future. Restless, energetic, purposeful, it is ambition that makes of the creature a real man.
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Lincoln was right about not fooling all the people all the time. But Republicans haven’t given up trying.
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Education is the key to opportunity in our society, and the equality of educational opportunity must be the birthright of every citizen.
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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.
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