People either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.
LUCILLE BALLI believe that we’re as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.
More Lucille Ball Quotes
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I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.
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Ability is of little account without opportunity.
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It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.
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Responsibility is the ability to respond.
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I never thought I was funny. I don’t THINK funny.
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Television is the quickest form of recognition in the world.
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I’m sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn’t think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children.
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I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.
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You see much more of your children once they leave home.
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Love yourself first and everything falls into line.
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Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don’t rush; otherwise you’ll look like a patchwork quilt.
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Children internalize their parents’ unhappiness. Fortunately, they absorb our contentment just as readily.
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I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.
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