My wife looked at me and said: ‘Boy, you are skinny, aren’t you?’ I said: ‘Honey, I’d like to remind you that it was minor defects like this that kept me from getting a better wife.’
LOU HOLTZI don’t drink water, haven’t drank water in 40 years.
More Lou Holtz Quotes
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You’re never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you’re never as bad as they say when you lose.
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When I didn’t collect, the balance came out of my profit. My average income was six dollars a week.
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When I work a game as an analyst, all I do is look at the game like a coach.
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I believe in the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
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I used to pray that God would make me a great athlete, and He never did.
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It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.
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Notre Dame is the one school that has a national recruiting base, from Florida to Texas to California.
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My first assistant-coaching job in football was at William & Mary in 1961.
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I don’t think there’s been anything in the game of football in my lifetime that has changed college football more than redshirting.
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All an agent is going to do is buy things for a player, damage his eligibility, and make the player dependent on them.
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When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin.
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Our cellar home had a kitchen and a combination bedroom and half bath, which meant we had a sink next to the bed.
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My wife told me if there is any rumors about me, it better be about politics and not about my social life.
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My philosophy in life is, Decide what you want to do. You have to have something to hope for.
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I think that everybody needs four things in life. Everybody needs something to do regardless of age.
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