I’m so old, I don’t buy green bananas any more.
LOU HOLTZAt age nine, I got a paper route. Sixty-six papers had to be delivered to sixty-six families every day.
More Lou Holtz Quotes
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When people need love and understanding and support the most is when they deserve it the least.
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If he’s got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don’t hire him.
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In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention.
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I just have an enthusiasm for life.
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I never learn anything talking. I only learn things when I ask questions.
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The second Saturday in September, we’re going to have conference day. Everybody from the SEC plays a Big 12 team.
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When I work a game as an analyst, all I do is look at the game like a coach.
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In golf, the player, coach and official are rolled into one, and they overlap completely.
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All my life, I’ve been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I’ve come is a bogey.
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God looks after children, animals and idiots.
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It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.
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You’ll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him.
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My wife looked at me and said: ‘Boy, you are skinny, aren’t you?’ I said: ‘Honey, I’d like to remind you that it was minor defects like this that kept me from getting a better wife.’
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I look at athletes in all sports and try to picture what kind of football player they’d be, what position they’d play and so on.
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We have so many athletes do so many wonderful things for other people, and you never read about it.
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