My wife looked at me and said: ‘Boy, you are skinny, aren’t you?’ I said: ‘Honey, I’d like to remind you that it was minor defects like this that kept me from getting a better wife.’
LOU HOLTZI believe – we all pay taxes. I’m happy to pay it, but I hate to have it abused, money wasted, no accountability. That’s going to bother you.
More Lou Holtz Quotes
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I believe that having a spiritual life is so important in everybody’s life.
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Each guy is charged with upholding his end, nothing more. In golf, the player, coach and official are rolled into one, and they overlap completely.
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Our cellar home had a kitchen and a combination bedroom and half bath, which meant we had a sink next to the bed.
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Whenever you give up something, you must replace it with something.
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If you made me the national commissioner of football, I’d tell you one thing that I would mandate.
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I could have watched more film, that’s for sure. One advantage Joe Paterno had over me was that he didn’t play golf.
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All an agent is going to do is buy things for a player, damage his eligibility, and make the player dependent on them.
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Golf really is the best microcosm of life – or at least the way life should be.
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I don’t drink water, haven’t drank water in 40 years.
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Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated.
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God knows what’s best for us, though, so there’s no need to worry when things don’t go how we originally wanted them to go.
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I follow three rules: Do the right thing, do the best you can, and always show people you care.
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God looks after children, animals and idiots.
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I believe in the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
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I’ll assure you this: I will have nothing to do with politics.
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