“No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.”

In some ways, you know, people that don’t exist, are much nicer than people that do.

Of all things, I do like a Conspiracy! It’s so interesting!

How long is forever? Sometimes, just one second.

Tis a secret: none knows how it comes, how it goes: But the name of the secret is Love!

Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.

I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You can’t be that good; you work for me.

Photography is my one recreation and I think it should be done well.

Sentence first, verdict afterwards.

The proper definition of a man is an animal that writes letters.

Courtesy is a small act but it packs a mighty wallop.

She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.

Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring.

Fishes live in the sea, as men do on land: the great ones eat up the little ones.

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. It’s their way of falling.

In a shared fish, there are no bones.

I swim like a fish and I have an amazing kick.

I love you more than there are stars in the sky and fish in the sea.

It’s okay to eat fish because they don’t have any feelings.