“Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards.”

Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.

He was part of my dream, of course – but then I was part of his dream, too.

Life, what is it but a dream?

If you drink much from a bottle marked ‘poison’ it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.

It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

Alice: This is impossible. The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.

If everybody minded their own business, the world would go round a deal faster than it does.

My view of life is, that it’s next to impossible to convince anybody of anything.

In some ways, you know, people that don’t exist, are much nicer than people that do.

Of all things, I do like a Conspiracy! It’s so interesting!

How long is forever? Sometimes, just one second.

Tis a secret: none knows how it comes, how it goes: But the name of the secret is Love!

Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.

Society speaks and all men listen, mountains speak and wise men listen.

When men speak ill of thee, live so as nobody may believe them.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

We join spokes together in a wheel, but it is the center hole that makes the wagon move.

A leader is the one who speaks last and acts first.

Only fools use their mouth to speak. A smart man uses his brain, and a wise man uses his heart.

Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.