Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
KURT VONNEGUTEverything is nothing, with a twist.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
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Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life, it’s The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, but that’s not enough anymore.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.
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All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
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You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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