If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
KURT VONNEGUTEverything is nothing, with a twist.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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All this happened, more or less.
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Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
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There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.
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If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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