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Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.

Kurt Vonnegut

Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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Forever Lost Love Place Search
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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One Liner
Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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One Liner Philosophy
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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Creation Lesson Writing Yourself
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Care Deep Philosophy Pretend
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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Beautiful Hurt
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself
There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life, it’s The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, but that’s not enough anymore.
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Book Enough Life Need Oneself Teaching
She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Hate Herself Kindness Moments People
And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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Goodness Love Moral Myself Yourself
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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Learning Man Wisdom
Science is magic that works.
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Magic One Liner Science
A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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Appearance Instagram Captions People Sanity
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election
And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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Direction Right Wrong
Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.
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Fight Fools Love People Poison Thinking Yourself

Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.

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