The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
KURT VONNEGUTTo practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
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Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.
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I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
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Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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The nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
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And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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