I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
KURT VONNEGUTEverything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
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Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Science is magic that works.
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Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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The nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
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If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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