Science is magic that works.
KURT VONNEGUTI have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.
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The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
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Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
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If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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