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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.

Kurt Vonnegut

Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.
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Fight Fools Love People Poison Thinking Yourself
Science is magic that works.
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Magic One Liner Science
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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Angel Evil Goodness Hope Reason
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Cleaning Laughter Myself Tears
You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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Sick Yourself
There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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People Togetherness
All this happened, more or less.
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Action One Liner
Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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One Liner Philosophy
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Acceptance Future
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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Learning Man Wisdom
So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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People Survive Thinking Training
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election
We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.
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Development Ourselves Way Wings
Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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Moments Philosophy
Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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Brave Happiness Health Kind Live Truth

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