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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

Kurt Vonnegut

I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
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Break God Help Man Myself Pain
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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Charm Myself
There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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People Togetherness
If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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Feeling I Love You Myself
The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Existence God Himself Music Need
And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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Goodness Love Moral Myself Yourself
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Funny Instagram Captions Morning Run True Wake Up
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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Feeling Man Myself Writing
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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Faith Myself Thinking Yourself
I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Deep Myself Philosophy
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Enough Yourself
How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Alive Deep Feeling
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life, it’s The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, but that’s not enough anymore.
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Book Enough Life Need Oneself Teaching
Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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Cold Kindness Summer Winter Yourself
A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
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Control Human Life Love Purpose

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