Everything is nothing, with a twist.
KURT VONNEGUTOne of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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We’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
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The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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My life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
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All this happened, more or less.
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Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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