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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

Kurt Vonnegut

A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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Appearance Instagram Captions People Sanity
And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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Direction Right Wrong
Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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One Liner Philosophy
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election
Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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Cold Kindness Summer Winter Yourself
And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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Herself Home Human People Wife
How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Alive Deep Feeling
A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
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Control Human Life Love Purpose
All this happened, more or less.
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Action One Liner
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Alcohol Myself Night
Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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Brave Happiness Health Kind Live Truth
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Acceptance Future
You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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Sick Yourself
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Gift Herself Life
Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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Moments Philosophy
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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Disappoint Existence Laughter

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

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