black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

Kurt Vonnegut

Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
KURT VONNEGUT

Death Expectation Humanity Reward Yourself
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
KURT VONNEGUT

Creation Lesson Writing Yourself
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
KURT VONNEGUT

Cleaning Laughter Myself Tears
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
KURT VONNEGUT

Charm Myself
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
KURT VONNEGUT

Funny Instagram Captions Morning Run True Wake Up
If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
KURT VONNEGUT

Feeling I Love You Myself
To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
KURT VONNEGUT

Art Growth Myself Practice Self Love Soul
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
KURT VONNEGUT

Change Explanation Moments Simplicity Time
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
KURT VONNEGUT

Alcohol Myself Night
I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
KURT VONNEGUT

Deep Myself Philosophy
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
KURT VONNEGUT

Death Goodness Time
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
KURT VONNEGUT

One Liner
Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
KURT VONNEGUT

Greatness Human Literature relief Yourself
If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
KURT VONNEGUT

Forever Gratitude Moments Myself Nice
A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
KURT VONNEGUT

Control Human Life Love Purpose
We’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
KURT VONNEGUT

Death Hope Life Myself

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes