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All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.

Kurt Vonnegut

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself
How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Alive Deep Feeling
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election
And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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Herself Home Human People Wife
The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Existence God Himself Music Need
There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.
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Beginning Book End Love Moments Moral Oneself See Time
There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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People Togetherness
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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Change Explanation Moments Simplicity Time
Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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One Liner Philosophy
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Cleaning Laughter Myself Tears
You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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Sick Yourself
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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Disappoint Existence Laughter
Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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Appearance Mindset Person Stranger Trust
The nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
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Funny Hate Kindness Oneself War
The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
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Alive Last Myself People Powerful
Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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Darkness Inspirational See Yourself

All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.

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