I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUTIf you can do no good, at least do no harm.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
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You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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