I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
KURT VONNEGUTIf you can do no good, at least do no harm.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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My life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
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There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
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All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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