Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
JONATHAN SWIFTAle is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
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Vision is the Art of seeing Things invisible.
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For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
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We of this age have discovered a shorter, and more prudent method to become scholars and wits, without the fatigue of reading or of thinking.
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A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
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No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
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Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
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It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
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Many a truth is told in jest.
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The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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May you live all the days of your life.
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How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice when they will not so much as take warning.
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