War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
JONATHAN SWIFTMay you live all the days of your life.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
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We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
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Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. May you live all the days of your life.
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It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at several times suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the smaller end.
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Every dog must have his day.
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Although the devil be the father of lies, he seems, like other great inventors, to have lost much of his reputation by the continual improvements that have been made upon him.
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A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.
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Vision is the Art of seeing Things invisible.
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Wise people are never less alone than when they are alone.
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If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
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For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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Many a truth is told in jest.
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