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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.

Jonathan Swift

Live every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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Day Death Inspirational Live Yourself
A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
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Madness Place Price Sold
Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. May you live all the days of your life.
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Happy Life Live Opportunity Talk Yourself
Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
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Argument Conversation One Liner Worst
Many a truth is told in jest.
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Comedy Joke One Liner Talk Truth
The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.
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Cut Desire Need Ourselves Shoes System
There are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a talking man having nothing to say.
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Man Talk Wild
The various opinions of philosophers have scattered through the world as many plagues of the mind as Pandora’s box did those of the body; only with this difference, that they have not left hope at the bottom.
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Body Difference Hope Opinion Philosophy
It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
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Believe Occasion Time Work
It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
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Himself Man Reason
I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
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Age Myself Old
No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
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Better Man Money
The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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Best Bird Injury People Worth
Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
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Appearance Discover Face
Don’t set your wit against a child.
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Children One Liner
Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
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Corruption Politics Understand Word

It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.

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