I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
JONATHAN SWIFTThere is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
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The various opinions of philosophers have scattered through the world as many plagues of the mind as Pandora’s box did those of the body; only with this difference, that they have not left hope at the bottom.
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Falsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
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It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
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There’s none so blind as they that won’t see.
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Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.
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There are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a talking man having nothing to say.
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Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
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It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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