It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
JONATHAN SWIFTIt is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
JONATHAN SWIFTWar: that mad game the world so loves to play.
JONATHAN SWIFTAnd surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
JONATHAN SWIFTHow is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice when they will not so much as take warning.
JONATHAN SWIFTEvery man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
JONATHAN SWIFTMany a truth is told in jest.
JONATHAN SWIFTCruel people are ever cowards in emergency.
JONATHAN SWIFTIf you were not reasoned into your beliefs, you cannot be reasoned out of them.
JONATHAN SWIFTThere are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
JONATHAN SWIFTI’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
JONATHAN SWIFTFalsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.
JONATHAN SWIFTMay you live all the days of your life.
JONATHAN SWIFTAlthough the devil be the father of lies, he seems, like other great inventors, to have lost much of his reputation by the continual improvements that have been made upon him.
JONATHAN SWIFTPositiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
JONATHAN SWIFTLive every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.
JONATHAN SWIFTAlthough men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.
JONATHAN SWIFT