If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
JONATHAN SWIFTWe are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
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Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
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No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
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For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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Vision is the Art of seeing Things invisible.
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
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You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday.
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I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
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Books, the children of the brain.
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There’s none so blind as they that won’t see.
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There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
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Physicians ought not to give their judgment of religion, for the same reason that butchers are not admitted to be jurors upon life and death.
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Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent.
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