It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
JONATHAN SWIFTPerverseness is your whole defence.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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The common fluency of speech in many men, and most women, is owing to a scarcity of matter and a scarcity of words; for whosoever is a master of language, and hath a mind full of ideas, will be apt, in speaking, to hesitate upon the choice of both.
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Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
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Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
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A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
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No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
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Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
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We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday.
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Perverseness is your whole defence.
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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
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There’s none so blind as they that won’t see.
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An idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
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The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.
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