Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
JONATHAN SWIFTPerverseness is your whole defence.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
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Every dog must have his day.
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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
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The various opinions of philosophers have scattered through the world as many plagues of the mind as Pandora’s box did those of the body; only with this difference, that they have not left hope at the bottom.
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He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
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Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.
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War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
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No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
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