There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
JONATHAN SWIFTBooks, the children of the brain.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired
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Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
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There are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a talking man having nothing to say.
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No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
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A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
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Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
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Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.
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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.
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If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
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He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
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An idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
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It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at several times suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the smaller end.
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Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
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I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
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I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
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