War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
JONATHAN SWIFTParty is the madness of many for the gain of a few.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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Ay, do despise me, I’m the prouder for it; I like to be despised.
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The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.
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Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
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Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
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There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.
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For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.
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It is a miserable thing to live in suspense; it is the life of the spider.
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It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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I love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.
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The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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