I love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.
JONATHAN SWIFTParty is the madness of many for the gain of a few.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
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Perverseness is your whole defence.
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Physicians ought not to give their judgment of religion, for the same reason that butchers are not admitted to be jurors upon life and death.
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If you were not reasoned into your beliefs, you cannot be reasoned out of them.
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A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
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It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
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Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
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Vision is seeing the invisible.
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Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
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It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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