It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
JONATHAN SWIFTIt is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
JONATHAN SWIFTThere were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
JONATHAN SWIFTParty is the madness of many for the gain of a few.
JONATHAN SWIFTThis made me reflect, how vain an attempt it is for a man to endeavor to do himself honor among those who are out of all degree of equality or comparison with him.
JONATHAN SWIFTThere is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
JONATHAN SWIFTReason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.
JONATHAN SWIFTBooks, the children of the brain.
JONATHAN SWIFTThere are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a talking man having nothing to say.
JONATHAN SWIFTMany a truth is told in jest.
JONATHAN SWIFTNo man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
JONATHAN SWIFTDon’t set your wit against a child.
JONATHAN SWIFTHe was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFTThe bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.
JONATHAN SWIFTArgument is the worst sort of conversation.
JONATHAN SWIFTEvery day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. May you live all the days of your life.
JONATHAN SWIFTIt is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
JONATHAN SWIFT