I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
JONATHAN SWIFTEvery dog must have his day.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
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It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
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If you were not reasoned into your beliefs, you cannot be reasoned out of them.
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It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.
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Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
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The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
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This made me reflect, how vain an attempt it is for a man to endeavor to do himself honor among those who are out of all degree of equality or comparison with him.
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The common fluency of speech in many men, and most women, is owing to a scarcity of matter and a scarcity of words; for whosoever is a master of language, and hath a mind full of ideas, will be apt, in speaking, to hesitate upon the choice of both.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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Brisk talkers are generally slow thinkers.
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Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent.
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Perverseness is your whole defence.
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