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Every dog must have his day.

Jonathan Swift

Live every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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Day Death Inspirational Live Yourself
Falsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.
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Fake Philosophy Truth
Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
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Hungry Nation Poor Pride Proud
It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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Care Decision Kind Law Legal Man Reason Record
When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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Appearance Genius Himself True
No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.
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Age Experience Information Life Man Skills
Everyone desires long life, not one old age.
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Age Desire Life Old Oneself
We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
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Enough Hate Love Oneself Religion
There’s none so blind as they that won’t see.
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Blind Eyes See
Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
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Art Easy Goodness People Room
Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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Age Growth Miracle Religion
Physicians ought not to give their judgment of religion, for the same reason that butchers are not admitted to be jurors upon life and death.
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Death Judgement Life Reason Religion
Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
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Bad Flattery Flirty Greatness Offend Praise Yourself
Brisk talkers are generally slow thinkers.
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Fast One Liner Slow Talk Thinking
Cruel people are ever cowards in emergency.
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Coward Cruelty People
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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Man One Liner Wisdom Young

Every dog must have his day.

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