Perverseness is your whole defence.
JONATHAN SWIFTReligion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
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It is a miserable thing to live in suspense; it is the life of the spider.
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When I am reading a book, whether wise or silly, it seems to me to be alive and talking to me.
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You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday.
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Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
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Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
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There are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a talking man having nothing to say.
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No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
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It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.
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Falsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.
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The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. May you live all the days of your life.
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