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A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

Jonathan Swift

The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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Best Bird Injury People Worth
Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.
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Drink Dumb Man Talk
Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
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Learning Wind Word
Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.
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Gold Man Strength Weakness
A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
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Madness Place Price Sold
There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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Clothes Funny Head Money Myself Poor Time
Books, the children of the brain.
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Book Children Head One Liner
It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
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Hard Man Praise Vice Virtue
There’s none so blind as they that won’t see.
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Blind Eyes See
Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
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Break Food Promise
Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
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Art Easy Goodness People Room
Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
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Break Insect Law Small
We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
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Element Friendship Love Praise Sick Togetherness
Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. May you live all the days of your life.
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Happy Life Live Opportunity Talk Yourself
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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Best Doctor Happiness Quiet
Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.
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Affect Betrayal Fake Man Truth

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