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Once you get on the ship, everything is fine. Once you get on land, everything is not so fine.

Johnny Depp

Life’s pretty good, and why wouldnt it be? I’m a pirate, after all.
JOHNNY DEPP

Goodness Life Pirate Pretty
Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy. I know I’m crazy, therefore I am not crazy. Isn’t that crazy?
JOHNNY DEPP

Crazy People Sarcastic
Tomorrow it’ll all be over, then I’ll have to go back to selling pens again.
JOHNNY DEPP

Again Fame Future Happiness Pen Sell
It’s awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship. It’s awful worse luck not to.
JOHNNY DEPP

Awful Feminism Luck Ship Woman Worse
I am eternally grateful.
JOHNNY DEPP

Eternal Greatness
One of the greatest pieces of advice I’ve ever gotten in my life was from my mom.
JOHNNY DEPP

Advice Greatness Life Mom Mother
I do trust women. I have a lot of women in my life. I have a mother. I have a woman. There’s a lot of women around me. And I do trust them. And they trust me, as far as I know.
JOHNNY DEPP

Life Mother Trust Woman Women
Sometimes I feel like I’m possessed with a multitude of demons.
JOHNNY DEPP

Demon Feeling Possess
My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.
JOHNNY DEPP

Attitude Body Fashion Story Tattoo
I’m an old-fashioned guy. I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
JOHNNY DEPP

Alcohol Beer Fashion Lake Man Old Travel Want
I think everybody’s nuts.
JOHNNY DEPP

Mad Nut One Liner Thinking
There is nothing on earth that could ever make me want to relive certain years of my life when I was young.
JOHNNY DEPP

Certain Earth Life Want Young
If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second.
JOHNNY DEPP

Choose Fall In Love Love People Same Time
We’re all damaged in our own way. Nobody’s perfect. I think we’re all somewhat screwy. Every single one of us.
JOHNNY DEPP

Damage Life Past Perfection Single Thinking
Why is the rum always gone.
JOHNNY DEPP

Alcohol Funny Gone One Liner Rum
Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.
JOHNNY DEPP

Beauty Death Deep Ending Gravity Ugly

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