“Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.”

One day the people that didn’t believe in you will tell everyone how they met you.

It’s awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship. It’s awful worse luck not to.

Keep moving forward and do what you have to do for you.

Once you get on the ship, everything is fine. Once you get on land, everything is not so fine.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

Attention is a strange sort of being, anyway, the idea of attention if someone appreciates your work. It’s always nice that someone appreciates your work.

I like the challenge of trying different things and wondering whether it’s going to work or whether I’m going to fall flat on my face.

Growing old is unavoidable, but never growing up is possible. I believe you can retain certain things from your childhood if you protect them – certain traits, certain places where you don’t let the world go.

I was angry and frustrated until I started my own family and my first child was born. Until then I didn’t really appreciate life the way I should have, but fortunately I woke up.

I’m interested in the things people try to hide.

And it hurts so much to want something you can’t have.

I always felt like I was meant to have been born in another era, another time.

School’s a weird thing. I’m not sure it works.

Success doesn’t change you. It reveals you

I don’t care. I’m just gonna smoke. I’m just gonna totally smoke. I’ll finish these, go to the store and get a brand new pack, smoke the shit out of that one.

If you don’t like seeing pictures of violence towards animals being posted, you need to help stop the violence, not the pictures.

We look before and after, And pine for what is not; Our sincerest laughter With some pain is fraught; Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought.

Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.

A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself.

When I look in the mirror, demons look closer than they appear.

Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

If you don’t have a good model for success, just look at what everybody else is doing and do the opposite.

A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking back at you.

Technicolor makes me look like death warmed over.