I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.
JOHN GREENTalking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.
More John Green Quotes
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There is no glory in illness. There is no meaning to it. There is no honor in dying of.
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We are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be.
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It’s just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.
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You can love someone so much but you can never love people as much as you can miss them.
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It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.
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I don’t know a perfect person. I only know flawed people who are still worth loving.
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Books so special and rare and yours that advertising your affection feels like a betrayal.
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When you acknowledge that there is nothing repulsive or unforgivable or shameful about yourself, it becomes easier to be that authentic person and feel like you’re living a less performed life.
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You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.
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Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.
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You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.
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Our fearlessness shall be our secret weapon.
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There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars.
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The human tongue is like wasabi: it’s very powerful, and should be used sparingly.
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As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.
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