“I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.”

We just did an awesome job of not dying.

Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we’re quoting.

Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.

I don’t think your missing pieces ever fit inside you again once they go missing.

I’m not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the last thing is.

It’s just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.

The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.

You are helpful, and you are loved, and you are forgiven, and you are not alone.

You don’t remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened.

They love their hair because they’re not smart enough to love something more interesting.

Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.

What a slut time is. She screws everybody.

If you don’t imagine, nothing ever happens at all.

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

We are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be.

Depression is a side effect of dying.

Between calculated risk and reckless decision-making lies the dividing line between profit and loss.

Their neighbours are being murdered, but they only make calculations for their own benefit.

To be able to say how much love, is love but little.

Calculating selfishness is the annihilation of self.

When a peasant begins to feel the need for instruction, he usually becomes fiercely calculating.

Action on the move creates its own route, creates to a very great extent the conditions under which it is to be fulfilled and thus baffles all calculation.

We passed the Children’s Bureau bill calculated to prevent children from being employed too early in factories.

The most common misconception people have had in the past is about my own control and calculation of my career.