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What a slut time is. She screws everybody.

John Green

It’s just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.
JOHN GREEN

Expectation Look People Stupidity
The human tongue is like wasabi: it’s very powerful, and should be used sparingly.
JOHN GREEN

Human Powerful Tongue
The nature of impending fatherhood is that you are doing something that you’re unqualified to do, and then you become qualified while doing it.
JOHN GREEN

Father
You like someone who can’t like you back because unrequited love can be survived in a way that once-requited love cannot.
JOHN GREEN

Love Survival
My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.
JOHN GREEN

Constellation Imagination Stars
We all use the future to escape the present.
JOHN GREEN

Escape Future One Liner Present
I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.
JOHN GREEN

Calculation Determination Insult Shit
I ran like a cheetah – well, like a cheetah that smoked too much.
JOHN GREEN

Humour Run Smoke
Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we’re quoting.
JOHN GREEN

Favourite People Story
The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.
JOHN GREEN

Forgiveness Suffering
Much of my life had been devoted to trying not to cry in front of people who loved me.
JOHN GREEN

Cry Devote Life Love People Try
You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.
JOHN GREEN

Busy Ideas Yourself
You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.
JOHN GREEN

Busy Ideas Yourself
We just did an awesome job of not dying.
JOHN GREEN

Awesome Die Job One Liner
You are helpful, and you are loved, and you are forgiven, and you are not alone.
JOHN GREEN

Alone Forgiveness Help Love
What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.
JOHN GREEN

Broken Heart Person Understand Unhappy

What a slut time is. She screws everybody.

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