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In my life, I’ve seen everything, and one thing I know for sure is you can’t win in the federal court.

John Daly

I wanna have more majors than Jack Nicklaus.
JOHN DALY

Have Major More People Person Wanna
I’ve tried to lose weight two or three times, and every time, my golf game was horrible.
JOHN DALY

Evry Golf Horrible Lose Three Time Try Weight
My life is to play golf, sit home with the wife and kids, and do things with the family more than I used to.
JOHN DALY

Do Family Golf Home Kid Life More Play Sit Thing Use Wife
I think my worst enemy is me.
JOHN DALY

Enemy Me Think Worst
I can’t stand to work out. I can’t stand to do a sit up; you know, I can’t stand to run.
JOHN DALY

Know Out Run Sit Stand Up Work
I never had any alcohol on the golf course that I remember, except for one time, and that was the L.A. Open.
JOHN DALY

Alcohol Course Except Had never Open Remember Time
A bad day on the course doesn’t have to mean a bad night and a bad week and you get to scream at your agent.
JOHN DALY

A Bad Agent Course Day Mean Night Scream Week
I know there’s a lot of guys would love to see me fail.
JOHN DALY

Fail Gut Know Lot Love Seem
My dad being not the greatest dad in the world has made me a better parent.
JOHN DALY

Being Better Dad Great Made Parent World
It’s a lot easier knowing you can’t do something than knowing you shouldn’t.
JOHN DALY

Easier Know Lot Should Something
Florida sends me a handicap sticker when I’m there. It’s embarrassing. But I can’t walk more than six holes before the whole knee swells up, and then I can’t go anymore.
JOHN DALY

Before Country Embarrass Handicap Hole More Sticker
I don’t mind hitting the ball bad, but when I feel like I’ve hit the ball pretty good for four days and shoot an 81, it’s not golf.
JOHN DALY

Bad Day Dour Feel Hit Mind Pretty
It’s amazing what a little money can do when it’s spent on the right reason.
JOHN DALY

Amazing Little Money Reason Right Spent
I’ve had surgery on my knee and both feet and my elbow.
JOHN DALY

Both Elbow Feel Knee Surgery
It sucks getting old.
JOHN DALY

Get Old Suck
I hate getting haircuts. It’s like going to the damn dentist, man.
JOHN DALY

Damm Dentist Get Go Haircut Man

In my life, I’ve seen everything, and one thing I know for sure is you can’t win in the federal court.

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