The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
JOE ROGANLife is strange. You keep moving and keep moving. Before you know it, you look back and think, ‘What was that?’
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Life is strange. You keep moving and keep moving. Before you know it, you look back and think, ‘What was that?
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That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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I love a success story, but even more than a success story; I like a dude who fucks his life up and gets his life together again story.
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
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The key to happiness doesn’t lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel and the way they make us feel.
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Be cool to people. Be nice to as many people as you can. Smile to as many people as you can, and have them smile back at you.
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So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you. That’s the problem with our society. And what’s the reward? Go home and get a big TV.
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Life is about the pursuit of excellence. That pursuit is probably more exciting to me now more than ever.
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By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful.
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Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow, We know that inherently that feels great.
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My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they’re my best friends.
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We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.
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Have you ever talked to someone, and you’re not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
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It’s been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.
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I’ve been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there’s ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that’s a huge gift.
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