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You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Jim Carrey

Our love is like a red, red rose and I am a little thorny.
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Break Up Love Red Rose Thorn
I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.
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Answer Dreams Famous Rich
So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality.
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Choose Disguise Fear Path Practical
Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
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Cable Ultimate
This is the voice of your ego. If you listen to it, there will always be someone who seems to be doing better than you.
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Ego Inspirational Listen Voice
I don’t believe in hope. Hope is a beggar. Hope walks through the fire, faith leaps over it.
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Begger Believe Faith Fire Hope Leap
One man’s toxic waste is another man’s potpourri.
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Man Toxic
Choose love, and don’t ever let fear turn you against your playful heart.
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Choose Fear Heart Inspirational Love Playful
Madness is never that far away. It’s as close as saying yes to the wrong impulse.
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Close Far Impulse Madness Wrong
Human things have long since jumped the shark.
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Human Jump Shark
There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that’s going to eat you.
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Difference Dog Mind
It is better to risk starving to death than surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what’s left?
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Dreams Give Up Motivational Risk Surrender
You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.
JIM CARREY

Dangerous Lige Music Trouble
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.
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Hell Listen Noise Place
I’ve always believed that you can funnel good things toward yourself by thinking positiviely.
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Believe Funnel Positive Thinking
My father used to brag that I wasn’t a ham, I was the whole pig.
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Father Pig

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

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