Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.
JIM CARREYMy father used to brag that I wasn’t a ham, I was the whole pig.
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I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I’d have a hairy conniption. I’d just go crazy.
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You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.
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I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I’m just trying to create a good one for myself.
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The peace that we’re after lies somewhere beyond personality, beyond the perception of others, beyond invention and disguise, even beyond effort itself.
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One thing I hope I’ll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
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Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.
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Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.
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Flowers don’t worry about how they’re going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.
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One man’s toxic waste is another man’s potpourri.
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This is the voice of your ego. If you listen to it, there will always be someone who seems to be doing better than you.
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Solitude is dangerous. It’s very addictive.
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I love playing ego and insecurity combined.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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I don’t hate you for loving you. I just hate my heart for choosing someone like you.
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Acting is divine dissatisfaction. It’s the greatest thing in the world to do, but you are never satisfied with it ever.
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