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My father used to brag that I wasn’t a ham, I was the whole pig.

Jim Carrey

I just want to be myself.
JIM CARREY

Be Yourself Myself One Liner Positive
Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn’t trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity.
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Excitement Life Poverty Trade
The peace that we’re after lies somewhere beyond personality, beyond the perception of others, beyond invention and disguise, even beyond effort itself.
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Beyond Effort Invention Peace Perception Personality
Madness is never that far away. It’s as close as saying yes to the wrong impulse.
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Close Far Impulse Madness Wrong
My life is not unlike Truman’s. I can’t go anywhere.
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Freedom Life
When things are really bad the only thing to do is laugh.
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Hard Time Laugh Struggle
This is the voice of your ego. If you listen to it, there will always be someone who seems to be doing better than you.
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Ego Inspirational Listen Voice
If you aren’t in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret.
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Moments Pain Regret Uncertain
I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.
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Answer Dreams Famous Rich
Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.
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Hygine Package
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.
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Coconut Development Die Drug Fall People Vaccine Worry
I don’t remember yesterday. I pretty much live in the moment.
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Inspirational Live Moments Past Present Pretty
One thing I hope I’ll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
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Drunk Hope Power Town Work
You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.
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Chance Failure Inspirational Love Risk
If I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
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Funny Minute Wait
If done right, kidnapping can be a positive experience for everyone.
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Done Experience Kidnap Positive

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