Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.
JIM CARREYIf I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
More Jim Carrey Quotes
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Psychologically, it’s what I love to be. Tearing apart a person from the inside out.
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If you’ve got a talent, protect it.
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I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started.
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I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don’t know if it’s possible forever and ever.
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Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don’t let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form. Risk being seen in all of your glory.
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Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.
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There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that’s going to eat you.
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Either you’re the one erasing or you’re the one being erased.
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The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is.
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I’m the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it’s still about the work.
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My dad was like a stage mother he always pushed me to do what I wanted.
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I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I’d have a hairy conniption. I’d just go crazy.
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I’m a hard guy to live with. I’m like a caged animal. I’m up all night walking around the living room. It’s hard for me to come down from what I do.
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I tend to stay up late, not because I’m partying but because it’s the only time of the day when I’m alone and don’t have to be performing.
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One thing I hope I’ll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
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