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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.

Jerry Seinfeld

Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it’s a relic.
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People Series Television Year
What I don’t understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
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Body Funny Inspirational Motivational Wax
There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
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Life More Obvious Shallow
Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.
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Compare Need Smart Wise
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there’s no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
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Funny Humorous Music
Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.
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Flame Glowing Pain Popular Something
You know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You’re telling the world, ‘I give up. I can’t compete in normal society. I’m miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.
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Give Send Sweatpant World
This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.
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Creative Idea Pursuit Want
If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
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Bore Long Need Stories
That’s why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.
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Breakup Build Immunity Three Two
Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.
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Average Country Funeral Mean People
I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you’ll hit it.
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Essay Everything Know Well
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.
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Friends Fun Laughter Stranger
I am so busy doing nothing… that the idea of doing anything – which as you know, always leads to something – cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
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Anything Cut Idea Time Witty
See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.
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Important Know Reservation Reservations
I’ve been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It’s just something I’m very aware of.
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Car Crazy Years

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