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No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.

Jenny McCarthy

People don’t see this side of me. They don’t know I read, like, 800 million spiritual books. Lately I am just really getting into a lot of spirituality.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Book People Spiritual
You don’t need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance – don’t stare.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Line Need Rooms
When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the world’s best mom, and so far I’ve done it.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Girl Mom Thinking
Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I’m on a mission to tell parents that there is a way.
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Hope Mom Morning
Corner one of the hundreds of doctors who specialize in autism recovery, and they’ll tell you stories of dozens of kids in their practice who no longer have autism. Ask them to speak to the press and they’ll run for the door. They know better.
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Kids Recovery Running
The one thing I like about ‘Playboy’ is they don’t have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn’t really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Looks Tone Want
Without a doubt in my mind, I believe that vaccinations triggered Evan’s autism.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Believe Doubt
I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don’t know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Funny Mom Thinking
Kids will not listen to that. They’re going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Honest Kids Matter
Obviously, I’m not a trained actress, and right now I’ll come out and say I’m glad I’m not.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Actresses Glad Right Now
Having a child makes you realize the importance of life – narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, I’d be fine.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Children Mom Mother
The idea that vaccines are a primary cause of autism is not as crackpot as some might wish. Autism’s 60-fold rise in 30 years matches a tripling of the US vaccine schedule.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Ideas Vaccines Years
Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Epidemics Government
You totally value and respect your body as you get older.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Body Respect Totally Values
I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19, yukking it up.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Comedian Comedy
When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Eggs Morning Travel

No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.

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