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No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.

Jenny McCarthy

Information on how to heal autism and how to possibly delay vaccines or prevent autism shouldn’t come from me. It should come from the medical establishment.
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Autism Delay Vaccines
I’m the worst person to tell anybody how to date.
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Anybody Date Person Worst
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
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Dating Philosophy Women
I love Botox, I absolutely love it. I get it minimally so I can still move my face. But I really do think it’s a savior.
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Botox Moving Thinking
I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: ‘Life is supposed to be fun!’
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Fun Life Spiritual
All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.
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Girl Mean School
Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.
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Fun Humor School
I have my once-a-month nachos, but it’s soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it’s somewhat safe. But it’s still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.
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Cheese Country Nachos Vices
I don’t really go out much at all. But there are times when I’m like, ‘I gotta get out.’ Then we go to Vegas, and we’ll gamble.
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Country Gamble Much Out Time
Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.
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Autism Epidemics Government
The one thing I like about ‘Playboy’ is they don’t have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn’t really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up.
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Looks Tone Want
What are friends for? They are the ultimate reflection of yourself. Always surround yourself with people who inspire you and return the favor by giving them the best of you.
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Giving People Reflection
Just keep trying, and your dreams will come true. But you have to give it all your time, effort, and soul.
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Dream Effort Giving
It can be hard for the cute girl. I was blond, cute, broke. I was beat up. I was thrown inside lockers. I was burned with cigarettes. My hair was lit on fire.
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Cute Fire Girl
When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning.
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Eggs Morning Travel
I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, ‘Hey, sorry about the autism, but here’s a step-by-step list on what to do next.’ But doctors don’t do that. They say ‘sorry’ and move you along.
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Doctors Moving Sorry

No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.

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No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.

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