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Jenny McCarthy

I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19, yukking it up.
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Comedian Comedy
All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.
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Girl Mean School
I’m free of stress and worries now because if I don’t like something I’m doing, I just find the fun in it instead of being miserable. Let me have fun with the people I work with, let me have fun making money – when I grew up so poor, ya know?
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Fun Stress Worry
I usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night – I don’t mix protein and carbs.
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Carbs Lunch Night
If you ask 99.9 percent of parents who have children with autism if we’d rather have the measles versus autism, we’d sign up for the measles.
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Children Parent
I can’t even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.
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Casting People Stars
Just keep trying, and your dreams will come true. But you have to give it all your time, effort, and soul.
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Dream Effort Giving
Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you’re a nun. Jesus can’t dump nuns.
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Dump Jesus Lifetime
Without a doubt in my mind, I believe that vaccinations triggered Evan’s autism.
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Autism Believe Doubt
I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, ‘Hey, sorry about the autism, but here’s a step-by-step list on what to do next.’ But doctors don’t do that. They say ‘sorry’ and move you along.
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Doctors Moving Sorry
Google is one of the most incredible breakthroughs that we have today. Yes, it can scare a lot of patients, thinking we’re all dying because we look up something on Google. But there’s also a lot of anecdotal information from parents, firsthand accounts of what they did for their own child.
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Children Parent Thinking
When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning.
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Eggs Morning Travel
I deserve to be happy and I think a lot of people stay in relationships for wrong reasons and instead of just looking at each other and just saying, ‘you know, it’s like sands of the hourglass, we learned our lessons, we can end in war or we can end in peace.’
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Breakup Thinking War
When I first went public with my son Evan’s story, I just planned to talk about the ‘R’ word – Recovery. But soon I was spending most my time talking about the ‘V’ word – vaccines.
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Recovery Son Talking
If you give us a safe vaccine, we’ll use it. It shouldn’t be polio versus autism.
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Autism Polio Vaccine Versus
I’m not a sex symbol.
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Appeal Object Sex Symbols

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