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I usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night – I don’t mix protein and carbs.

Jenny McCarthy

The University of Google is where I got my degree from.
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Degrees Google University
I’m not a sex symbol.
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Appeal Object Sex Symbols
Having a child makes you realize the importance of life – narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, I’d be fine.
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Children Mom Mother
What are friends for? They are the ultimate reflection of yourself. Always surround yourself with people who inspire you and return the favor by giving them the best of you.
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Giving People Reflection
I deserve to be happy and I think a lot of people stay in relationships for wrong reasons and instead of just looking at each other and just saying, ‘you know, it’s like sands of the hourglass, we learned our lessons, we can end in war or we can end in peace.’
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Breakup Thinking War
A talk show is difficult because the formula is always the same: there’s a host and there’s guests. Really what you can change is only so much. So, I don’t have any pre-interviews, which forces real conversation.
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Guests Interviews Real
I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don’t know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.
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Funny Mom Thinking
I can’t even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.
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Casting People Stars
I’m so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, ‘To get boys, you need big boobs.’ I tell them, ‘Don’t get it done. Those fears go away. You develop other insecurities, but breasts aren’t one of them.’ I want to get them half-size.
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Boys Girl Thinking
Corner one of the hundreds of doctors who specialize in autism recovery, and they’ll tell you stories of dozens of kids in their practice who no longer have autism. Ask them to speak to the press and they’ll run for the door. They know better.
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Kids Recovery Running
I didn’t have to work out before 35 but now I have to.
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Five Out Thirty Work
No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.
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Sex Tape Upset
I’m the worst person to tell anybody how to date.
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Anybody Date Person Worst
I love Botox, I absolutely love it. I get it minimally so I can still move my face. But I really do think it’s a savior.
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Botox Moving Thinking
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
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Dating Philosophy Women
Google is one of the most incredible breakthroughs that we have today. Yes, it can scare a lot of patients, thinking we’re all dying because we look up something on Google. But there’s also a lot of anecdotal information from parents, firsthand accounts of what they did for their own child.
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Children Parent Thinking

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